1. I hate

    when people call me tiny. I’m not tiny…I’m fucking skinny. I’m 5’5”. That’s not tiny. It’s average motherfuckers. I got stopped for random shoe screening…got my bags double searched twice. Do I look like a fucking terrorist? Huh? A tiny fucking terrorists..yeah. A tiny fucking hippie terrorist. That’s me…for sure. My extra tube of toothpaste is gone forever…some cocksucker is using my crest, g*ddamnit! I’ve been up too long now. Ta Ta…off to oblivion. 

    10 months ago  /  13 notes

    1. sh3llbound said: I’m cracking up at this. :D
    2. fuckthefuckofffucker posted this