sid-farkus replied to your post: I’m taking all of my clothes off now. And this has what to do with getting nekked? I just stood out in 100 degrees fixing a battery cable to reposition 1976…I’m fucking hot. :)
I'm taking all of my clothes off now.
I thought my battery was dead. Dude at RV park said he fixed the loose cable…mafuckin’ ignition wire was just kinda half in and half out..it mostly fell out when I grabbed it. I should know better than to ask for help. I should just trust myself and trust I have the brains to fix it. I will try that from now on I think.
Have you seen those mini-helicopters? They’re very fun looking. The Osprey was very very cool. Woooowee! It’s warm. Tit sweat, tit sweat Slippy, drippy tit sweat Tit sweat, tit sweat Lick it up yum.
All the free food!
I just got to see an Osprey touch down and take of a few times. I want to ride in it!!
Some of my “friends” are such fucking assholes. Thankfully getting rid of them is as easy as unfriending them on FB now.
cokedupjesus replied to your link: New Mayan Calendar Artifacts Found Oh good, we’re dead. Hey toots, wanna make out? I clearly have nothing to lose now. Ha! I’m not dying. I’m going to live forever. I don’t care what the rest of the world does.
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Airplane parts are extremely and outrageously expensive. It’s kinda hot still. I need to clean. I told the daycare I’d work for them on my weekends (M&T) and now I don’t have any weekends. I’m alright with that for now. Gotta make up for lost work time somehow. Cool, clear water..water water water.
Hand them over.
I’m not that big of a dick…My boss said I could come in when I wanted to today. I’m not officially on the clock yet…I still feel late though. Fuck..Shower. Job one then job two.
I’m late for work. :) I should get going.
when people call me tiny. I’m not tiny…I’m fucking skinny. I’m 5’5”. That’s not tiny. It’s average motherfuckers. I got stopped for random shoe screening…got my bags double searched twice. Do I look like a fucking terrorist? Huh? A tiny fucking terrorists..yeah. A tiny fucking hippie terrorist. That’s me…for sure. My extra tube of...
I just really want someone to rub my back and my neck until I fall asleep. I forgot how much I love airports. I really actually love to people watch. People are funny and stupid…and hot. So much hotness. I love men in suits. You don’t see that much here. Did some sensitivity training. It didn’t help much. The dude next to me basically asked if Alaska was part of the US. I rolled...
Peter Popper….paging Peter Popper. I think I’d change my name to like Dick Snap or something like that.
Delayed flight :( I’m tired of flying today now. I wanna lay down. Maybe no one will sit in the back again and I can. I hope.
Now i wedge me between these seats I pray the lord my body to keep. If I should die before I land Im gonna be really pissed off man.
If the brown-nosing moron mechanic next to me asks one more question Ima kick him in his dick.
Bumpy. I love bumpy.
He looked like Bear only a little darker.
That lady had the most stupid hat ever on. Bitch down the way is loud as all balls. Your kid looks like a girl, but then again so do you..man. Kids are obnoxious…yes it’s funny to let them run free…Hey it’s a Weird Al impersonator across from me. Your skinny shorts…jesus…bum…really big one. I do actually think these things. I know it’s mean but I...
I'm sitting under the flight board...
It’s fun. Just don’t get too close. I have my feet ready to trip people. Fucking drug dog just walked up to me. O_o
midengineoffroad replied to your post: Motherfucking flight is cancelled. I’m going to be… At least you got two hours with Mc Hotpants. :) It was only an hour and it took me forty minutes to work up the nerve to talk to him. :)
Motherfucking flight is cancelled. I’m going to be like two hours late.
Hotty Mchotpants is sitting beside me in the back seat. I really love my job so far. Little plane isn’t too bad. I’m starving.
Holy hot pilot! I’m in lust.
Fuckers took my toothpaste.
Yeah buddy I caught you staring at the bottle between my thighs. You like my lid tightening technique, huh?
Bye bye raccoon
Hope you had a good life.
I just remembered
fucking Bear! (that totally doesn’t right)….He jumped on my stomach trying to get in bed at some point. That shit hurt. I was all sleeping and relaxed and then the dog was on my guts. Fucker. I’m having typing issues.
I really don't want to be awake.
I really wanted to sleep. I did wake up at one and it felt like it was morning…like five hours from now. Kinda still feels that way only like I didn’t sleep at all. I have country music on my alarm clock because it’s the only station that comes in clear and it annoys the shit out of me.
molotovcoqteez said: I wish we lived closer. I know a few people who would be happy to be your horse =p Maybe I will come do Halloween with you guys. :)
If I don’t cut my hair it will be long enough for me to be Lady Godiva for Halloween. I need someone to be my horse. :D I do plan for some things.
They sell sand for sand boxes for four dollars a bag down the road.
You know all the movies and stuff that depict people crawling through the desert when it’s really hot? I would love to video someone attempting that sometime.
You know it's a dry motherfucker
when it’s raining but everything is still dry.
That dude that chewed off that other dude's...
did NOT have that bath salts shit in his system…. …. …
I got a call for an interview for another job this morning. I hate when that happens..no one calls me forever and then e’rybody wants this bitch. Too late hookers! You missed out on all this gloriousness. My twitter is three years old today.
It’s pretty wicked outside. Bear is shatting himself currently.
Holy shiza..I pulled the RV equivalent of leaving my baby in the car with the windows up…Except it was me and my dog. I thought I had the AC on but it was only the fan. I think I lost 3.7 pounds. Bear is on the floor all spread eagle on his back like the ho bag he is. My poor buddy. My kid told me last night that a two year old was run over by a semi yesterday a few towns over. :( She told...
I forgot to tell you. There are some fine-ass pilots…I’m talking mmm mmm MMM! Balls! I’m excited to start actually working. :D Eye candy on a daily basis will be outstanding. I should go finish my other job but nap sounds so much better. It’s alright to nap at 7:20 in the morning according to my standards.
mickeysolar replied to your post: Not flying out till tonight or tomorrow morning…. What happened? The same thing that always happens…my weird ass fucked up life.
:) I’m kinda irritated…can you tell?
That was the fattest cop I’ve ever seen. I could probably outrun him crawling with donuts on my back.