One of the ladies I work with lives across the street caddy corner. She said the swat team was busting down her neighbor’s door. Apparently he’s a murderer on the loose still. Super.
I asked my landlady if there are funky turtles with long tails in the river…she’s down there hanging out almost nightly….she asked me what I was smoking. :)
vanpocalypse replied to your video: Shakedown Street ~ This is probably my favorite GD… Yes! Yes yes yes! Where the hell are my spindle skirts?!! I know! I need to get some new ones.
My glasses slide down my nose so I’m perfecting my middle finger push back. 40% of my daily saturated fat intake was just had on one dove candy bar and it was fucking worth it. I think four flash lights is a necessity in my small space. I can’t find my work shirt…I only get one. I pitched a bitch about that the other night and they said they’d try to get me another...
talkingtomeself replied to your post: Maybe it was a nuclear mud puppy. That’s gotta be pronounced “nuke-u-ler” My last name is not Bush.
Maybe it was a nuclear mud puppy.
B came over to walk with me and Bear. We were walking up the river and came to a bend when we were both like…”What is that?” Something with a head like an alligator and a tail about two foot long. Although, if it was an alligator it would have been about four to five feet long considering the size of the head. Of course no phone or camera on me. It swam away when it heard us but...
I was listening to my ipod..bopping my head to a song and I thought I felt my hair hitting my back..kinda hard I thought. Then I realized my hair is in a bun and the dog is curled up beside me wagging his tail on me. I need to smoke some weed soon.
My internet connection is going to cause me to commit murder. That’s a good defense, right? The off and on again internet made me do it.
New Mexico ~ Land of ten minute sun tea.
paucisverbis said: The chewing someone’s face part or the LSD part? Or, both? I’m sure some people would claim I’ve chewed their face off after an argument with me. :D I’ve definitely done LSD. goat-sucker replied to your post: TT oh i got „well checks„u take checks right!? What are checks?
I’ve never chewed anyone’s face off under the influence of LSD.
Some scam shit keeps calling my phone. So now when they call I just pick up and put the phone up to my speakers and play music for them. Keep calling bitches, I know you like Tech N9ne. Every day I feel a little better. Saturday would be my parents anniversary and the fifth would be my Dad’s birthday. They’re in a better way and so am I, I think. I miss them so very much but...
My friend B and I are making plans to capture some men.
Stronger than dirt!
At least I didn’t throw a salad on the floor again.
I spilled a large drink in the candy dish at work…I dried some of them off…
Our local paper sucks major dick. You can’t even read any of the articles..not that most of them are newsworthy anyways.
OR I need to quit spending money...
I need another job.
I need another job.
I need another job.
My swim suit is smaller than that...
so shut the fuck up if you’re bitchy.
My gun is wider than I am…it was difficult to conceal in Texas.
I saw one of the most dick things tonight that I’ve seen in a while. A family came in a mom with four kids and ordered all kinds of food. Her husband/dad sat the whole way across the restaurant from them all pissed off like. They were the only people in the place. People should try to remember that their kids will probably emulate them in the future. Fucking idiot. I have tomorrow...
Mennonites can eat fast food? People over 300 lbs. probably shouldn’t.
If I ever get flesh eating disease just pull the G*ddamned plug. Don’t cut any of me off and take photos every half hour to make a cool slide show for my funeral. Seriously. I don’t have insurance and no one will take care of me…pull the fucking plug.
darksidelawyer replied to your post: I’m in such a good mood… WEED No… :( Not yet…
thatchris replied to your post: I’m in such a good mood… Maybe you chatted briefly with a handsome dude earlier? ;) Maybe. :D
I'm in such a good mood...
I don’t know what happened…
I did borrow the plumbing tape from a dude…so you’re not all useless. :D
That and batteries is why I don't have a man.
I hope you never doubted me.
Because I am the motherfuckin’ mane!
Dear Men who fix things,
save your stripping for playtime.
I have this issue where if one thing pisses me off…everything does. After I fix this motherfucker I’m going to get a shower and take a bike ride to my friend’s house and drop off the photos. She drives right by here daily. I’ve left a bunch of messages and texted. She keeps saying she’s going to pick them up. OK. So only one other thing is pissing me off..but...
I just want a shower. If I could cry I would.
I'm sincerely pissed off.
OK…if that didn’t work prepare yourselves to hear a sonic type screech.
I am the only person in the world that can lose a roll of plumbing tape in 1.5 square feet of space. But..the hammer worked.
It'll come loose if I hit it with a hammer, right?
I sprung a leak again. You should see the teeny tiny space I have to put myself in. Motherfucker.
I was looking at property to buy. Does anyone have 5.6 million dollars I can borrow? It’s really awesome property, 1700 acres. It has a five acre lake on it and it’s shaped like a butterfly!
I still have all my Dad’s medical cards in my wallet. Every time I see them I want to cry. I can’t bring myself to take them out though.
I just spent
a good thirty minutes downloading a (A, One, uno) song from Pepsi. Why? I don’t know…it’s Red Hot Chili Peppers though. In my mind I was in bed with a fine mane getting boned though so it’s all good.
I just read a headline
that said Naked Man Shot As He Chewed Victim’s Face. OK…I read it…and wow…just..wow.
So…they want to make me shift manager or some shit at work. If I get paid more I’ll do it I guess. Meh. I found another dealer…I like to collect them. The more you have, the more you have. I should lift this ban but I haven’t found a day job yet…fuck. Grr. We had like 900 mile an hour winds today…OMG! It was so bad…I could smell smoke from fires at the...
I was mistaken and I need to remember that I have friends who have same name as other people on earth. :) I did have a nice phone conversation. :D