May 2012
midengineoffroad replied to your post: So…Bear is all acting creepy…like scared…like he…
Sirens ,…….or aliens?
No sirens…I’m going to go with the mass hallucination theory.
mountain-daughter replied to your post: So…Bear is all acting creepy…like scared…like he…
Reminds me of the time my do was happy one minute, then looked past me and started growling and barking. And there was no one or nothing behind me…
That’s very creepy.
So…Bear is all acting creepy…like scared…like he does when it’s thundering…or I’m shooting a gun a couple of feet from him. Now…the neighbor’s dog just let out a g*d-awful howl. Now I’m weirded out.
April 2012
All my relatives eat cow.
:D Fuck, half of them are cows.
What if...
Mad Cow Disease goes all crazy haywire and it crosses over to people and that’s what starts the apocalypse? Hmm? I’m excited.
I do
realize that I bitched about not having a job for nine months but you know what…beggars can be choosers too. I’m living fucking proof.
I could be a stripper!!!
if I weren’t so clumsy.
Fourteen days to find a new work thing.
I think a lot of people are stupid and that’s how my arms are so very toned. ;)
Also…I gave two weeks notice again today. :S I love working with the kids but other shit just irritates the living fuck right out of me. Basically to the point that I don’t want to be there.
I should get another job. I picked up some applications.
Making various jack off motions at stupid people is a favorite past time of mine.
Laying here trying to sleep. I can feel my heart beat in my forehead. :)
Apparently
I have a lot of momentum when I stand and turn around. This leads me to believe I need to be more lazy in movement. Slow it down some. Chillax. That’s the only thing I can come up with.
I gave myself a little anxiety attack. I stood up and got dizzy then I freaked out because I was dizzy and sat back down real fast. So then I had to get up and do something to prove I really wasn’t...
I have such a headache.
My kid said it wasn't purple
She said I can cover it with makeup.
I’m either growing an avocado tree or mold..not sure yet but excited!
razorskizz replied to your post: I made myself a nice dinner…was going to take a…
Glad dinner was good sorry about your head but you fucking crack me up!! I don’t mean to laugh at you but.. Ok sorry.. Kinda ;)
:) One day I will buy a helmet cam so that the world can see my clumsiness firsthand…I’ll be sure to buy an extended warranty.
snapclip replied to your post: I made myself a nice dinner…was going to take a…
Did it make that sound like thwacking a melon? That’s what it usually sounds like when I whack my head. And my tongue sticks out like in a cartoon if I hit it hard enough!
Sort of, yeah. :) I usually just grab my head and curse.
I made myself a nice dinner…was going to take a pic before but gave myself a concussion when I went to go into the back of the RV from the front. There’s a little wall there and my forehead connected with it nice and solid like. You should have heard the noise it made. It might have just sounded loud from inside my head though. Then…the salmon was so good I didn’t have time...
OH Dear Fuck.
Dear G*d, You’re a sick fucker.
Sincerely,
Heidi
Fuck, GRRRR. Fuck!
fuck.
So I've been taking zinc
because I’ve been sick and I swear to fuck my vision has improved…what the fuck is going on?
paucisverbis replied to your post: Old people
you will get there! :P
I’ve got the loud part down…
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Old people
are so loud! Also…they wake up way too early and make noise….and ride around on golf carts.
These steroids haven't given me any muscles
but my dick did get smaller and my voice is a little higher pitched. What’s his face…Ted Nugent. :) Hahahaha. Did he really? Is he crazy? Sheesh. So what. Everyone has an opinion. No one has balls. The end. ;)
I won't bore you
with tales of my illness. Suffice it to say. Uggh. I think I may go back and make sure that doctor wasn’t full of shit. You do know some people can memorize shit but as far as utilizing the shit that was memorized goes…I’m being a bitch because.
HOLY Fuck.
I’m still alive. Sort of.
This is
post number 3000.
I talk a lot.
I love you…unless you’re related to me. (This doesn’t include kids)
So apparently the roof on my old house happened right around the time that I was over there. I hope to goats E doesn’t think I blew it up. :) Anyways…That there is what I call a sign. I know signs when I see them…most times. OK, sometimes. But for sure that...
Someone peed on my leg today. My Mum used to say, “Better to be pissed off than pissed on.” She was right.
molotovcoqteez replied to your post: landinggearup replied to your post: My friend B…
Any ho is one once you motorboat her!
All I can say is HAHA!
Benadryl will save the world.
landinggearup replied to your post: My friend B came over. We were getting ready to…
I would buy a motor ho.
I hear they’re way more fun than regular ones.
My friend B came over. We were getting ready to leave when I couldn’t find my keys…I was like NOOOOOO! All three sets of keys inside the motor home! Fuck my arse! First I broke halfway in the back door until I realized the back window was unlocked then I reached in and grabbed the bag that had one set of keys in it. Unlocked the front door and B sees the keys I THOUGHT I locked inside...
I'm grossed out
I ate a burger yesterday…I didn’t feel like cooking…I will cook (I somehow wrote cock first there) forevermore.
midengineoffroad replied to your post: I don’t think
Maybe the lady was afraid you of your dog was going to bite her pet. :)
She didn’t see me…I was about a hundred yards away lurking. My dog doesn’t bite but I definitely do..but not pets :D.
I don't think
the lady walking her dog with it in her arms gets the whole point of walking the dog…but at least her fat ass is exercising. :) I know I’m a mean bitch, shut the fuck up.
Weird enough I still have a job.
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and turn my computer on and stare at it for a good ten to fifteen minutes. I then realize I can’t see a damn thing and I put my glasses on.
caustikgrip said: So I have to be 80 to get you to go out? D:
No…just in the vicinity and ballsy enough to actually ask. ;)
I just
got asked out by an eighty year old dude. Very sweet. He wants to take me to the stock car races. He only missed one night last year. So, yeah…I still got it. ;)
I put on an alligator mask and made “tiny arms” and told the kids I was a T-Rex and chased them around for a bit. It was fun.
I walked four miles today.
I’m still grumpy about the law man. I can understand questioning the fuck out of someone who has drugs to hide…but here I am…I could have left them for a kid to pick up…could have thrown them in the river. I...
Ten minutes of my life waiting on porky. I know he had to question me I look all suspicious in my bunny love scrub shirt.
I always find things
when I walk..I’d have settled for money ya know…instead I got to call the law and have them come pick it up and question me like the fucking prick fuckers they are.
I love oatmeal more than some people. It’s way tastier and good for me.
Oatmeal ~ A healthy alternative to people.
I took my doggy down to the river. He gave me whiplash…well, technically I gave me whiplash because I forgot to let go of the leash when I threw the frisbee. I think my neck is broken.
