Interview went swimmingly. :D I went to lunch with one one of my best buddies yesterday. It was awesome to see Miss B. I kind of shut myself off when I moved to Texas. She is one of the few people I stayed in touch with. I think I’m going to take a nap..maybe. The older gentleman I met the other day asked me if I needed money today. JFC! That’s so very sweet and he should be...
tfiik replied to your photo: My hair has gotten too long. Omg….whats your secret. Mine has stopped growing and its annoying the fuck out of me! I eat a lot of blue-green algae?
La la, la la la...Truthful Tuesday...la la, la la...
My kid said she’s going to find me on here…so I can’t let that happen. :D Nah. I’m joking. I don’t care if she reads it. I have a schwad of journals I’ve kept most of my life that I will give her someday. My hands are so dry. My lips are dry. Water. I just used some Hemp moisturizer for men in my daughter’s boyfriend’s man cave and then I thought,...
I met this 88 year old gentleman today. He invented the folding pen. He was also a Colonel in the Army I think he said. He told me the FBI has a file on me and I shouldn’t think otherwise. :D He told me a bunch of great stories. It turns out we have some friends in common here in the big F. He also wears make-up and a toupee. Went to dinner with the kid and her man. Was nice. Chinese...
I totally forgot it's still winter everywhere...
It’s so good to see my daughter. She’s even more beautiful than I remember. Their apartment is really nice. They have good taste together :) I’m so happy. :D I mean…I haven’t felt like this in a very long time. The wind farms are one of my favorite things about Texas I think. I always forget about them until I drive by. My dog is shedding so very bad from stress....
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I’m home. :)
I didn’t sleep good and I woke up with a headache. :S Need to fix my tail light. I don’t really want to do it in the dark…but I’d love to do it in the light..and the dark..and the grey in between. I’m delirious. I hope someday I will learn how to sleep. I hope I don’t bash my knee on that generator in the dark again. Birds used to sing cheer up, cheer...
conquistadork replied to your post: razorskizz replied to your video: Pre fix. omg!!!… Your voice is soft and sweet, compliments the rage and cussing quite well. ;) No one has ever said that about my voice before….I should have video’d the part where I couldn’t get the hose on. ;)
razorskizz replied to your video: Pre fix. omg!!! love your accent!! This made me giggle..sorry..kinda…lol I don’t have an accent! :) Thank you for the well wishes!
herpinkribbons2 replied to your post: OMG…I’m still in Texas…but I’m way closer to NM…I… You have no idea how much I admire you. O_O Dude, I’m kinda crazy, you know this right? ;) Thank you for your kind words.
OMG…I’m still in Texas…but I’m way closer to NM…I think…I have a tail light out and I don’t want to fix it right now so I stopped. :D Yay me! The Beardog is totally and completely tripped out! He’s been a good co-pilot otherwise.
It takes a long time to drain 15 gallons from a 5/16 hose. It took me forever to get the one side back on. It’s all up in a crevice, cocksucker. I’m not the fastest or the best but I can usually get the job done. My fingers hurt and I stink like gas. I’m dirty…come get a shower with me! :) Shower, rearrange a few things…leave? Fuck.
I’m highly flammable at the moment.
It's a nice brisk morning.
I give it two nipples out. It’s time to run and get a fuel line. For the rest of my life I’ll carry some extra fuel line with me…just so you know. Motherfuckingfuckingshitfuckgrumblegrumble. Does it look like I want to lay on cold, wet grass this morning? You can’t see me, which is good. I look like a crackhead. Plan A. 1. Get fuel line. 2. Fix fuel line. 3. Get...
It's really cold outside.
I have my book out now. Let’s see if there is a shut off valve. That would fucking rock….It says I can plug the line with something but it doesn’t tell me with what…What the fuck do I plug the line with? I’ll ask an Auto Zone employee I suppose.
I fill the gas tank up and voila…a leak in the fuel line, it’s pinched in between the tank and part of the frame. I need a new piece of fuel line two feet long, two new clamps…Everything for a reason. I can’t drive it back into town because I don’t want to catch on fire. Fiyah! And no one is willing to help me this fine Friday evening. I will fix it in the morning....
I don’t want to drive the entire way across Texas. Fuck, I hate how big this state is. I woke up freezing my ass off because I left windows open. It was 70 something when I went to sleep. The Bear dog is afraid to come down from the bunk now that it’s a little taller from the mattress…so…he got a free airplane ride from me this morning. Loads of fun. I should get a shower...
This ma is tired. I need to put water in and I need to get my spare fixed. I didn’t even look at that mother fucker. It is flat, flat, flat. Flat tire! I’m glad my bro noticed that. :) You should have seen me trying to put my mattress in that beast! Good times. Good times indeed. I came up with several ideas for the coffee table book. Oh…I need some new shades OOh..and a lamp...
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. :)
In my motherfucking hair! Morning flail…accomplished.
I just lugged my tool bag outside. It weighs as much as me I’m pretty sure. That’s one hell of a bag…it sure is. Laundry. I bought a glade candle and velcroed that fucker to my tiny counter top in case you were wondering how ready I am. That really gives you no indication, huh? I’m very close…futha muckahs…close.
midengineoffroad replied to your post: That dog is out there moving her babies around… put the puppies in your underwear both problems solved at once. Haha! That would be very weird.
That dog is out there moving her babies around again. These underwear are too big. WTF. Laundry, laundry, laundry.
It smells like heaven outside. I have so much grass. The washer and dryer don’t sync up. Heaven…it’s outside.
Someone told my kid that I was hot today. She told them, “No kidding, why do you think I’m hot?” :D I love my child. I only have a few more things to do. I know I’m taking forever! I just want to be prepared…and comfortable-ish. I am pretty sure I’ll be done tomorrow early afternoon. I was over at my bro’s and when I came back my dog was hanging half...
thatchris replied to your post: I’m glad It’s good to have goals. Yes it is. :)
cokedupjesus replied to your post: Oh mane! I just caught the dog stashing puppies… That’s a fun bit of whimsy! And a pain in the ass. I know!
Oh mane! I just caught the dog stashing puppies under my motor home! WTF!!!
razorskizz replied to your post: I hate moving. If I had more notice I woulda come help!! I’m not doing shit! Plus road trips are always fun! Road trips are fun. I always end up with at least one crazy story. I like to have company when I travel too.
I hate moving.
Did I ever mention that? Well, now you know. I need a personal assistant. Life is too rough. ;) Also, don’t ever ask me to help you move. I will say yes and help but I’ll bitch about you for years.
That’s all I’ve got for now.
I’m profoundly dense. I don’t get people at all. ;)
I seldom put lids back on right. I left a huge, brand new block of cheese out last night. :( Spring…Mmm…love it. I just remembered I need to find a spot for my banana tree! Fuck! My hair is mane-like today…Rawr.
itinerantings said: they light up? The ones I have do….*crickets chirping* O_o
razorskizz replied to your post: I’m thinking but on the bright side you can use it as a flashlight!!! HAHA! Hahaha! While I gave this long, hard consideration…hahaha…I’ve come to the conclusion that I may have to explain to another human being why my “flashlight” vibrates. I’m bad with explanations. I tend to mutter and stutter. ;)
I need a vibrator that doesn’t light up….yeah…Raunchy road-side porn shop here I cum. ;)
on the edge of a precipice fills you with something bigger than the void at hand.
I’m exaggeratedly excited. :D I’m also kinda tipsy on this fine fucking night…Is it Monday? Yes, I looked. It’s going to suck balls going back to work! I”ve got a plan going on in my mind. I will not speak of it because if I do something will happen to it. It’s there though. Don’t think for one second that it isn’t. I’ve always got two plans...
OK. The house is almost empty. The new house is just around full. I’m sleeping in the house again tonight because I like heat. I could get propane but I will not. I don’t like compressed gas what-so-ever motherfucker. That shit blows up and is very flammable. I still have mega anxiety over almost losing my face a few years ago. Stop drop and roll has no fucking meaning when...
just9to5 replied to your post: Telephone lines They do! It’s small but noticeable. Especially when you use your teeth to strip the wires. EXACTLY!
carry a little bit of electricity…just so you know.
The first time I was ever shocked I was trying to pull a plug out of the wall by the cord. I was like five. I somehow broke the cord and electrocuted the hell out of myself.
I just realized I may have
an abnormal amount of electrocution stories…No, I only have four Don’t ever ask me to wire anything for you…just so you know.
mandible-lector replied to your post: mandible-lector replied to your post: Things I… But why? I don’t like living at or slightly above sea level.