December 2011
Aligator sausage...
different but alright. Who the hell thinks of these things and why isn’t cow, chicken and pig good enough?
I went to pick up my bro at the hospital
but they decided to keep him for more tests…the guy next to him left before he got his dinner so I ate it for him. :D
November 2011
I need a punching bag.
So five CT or PET scans in three years are considered dangerous…I think the one on Monday will be my dad’s 7th or 8th in a little over a year. (He had a few last year for his heart) WTF. I know I’m not a doctor but I’m not stupid either. How much is too much when a person will die regardless of treatment? I’m sick to my stomach over this. <Insert very long string...
Oh, the only reason I’m bitchy about it is they still haven’t even told us the treatment plan. They had us do the run through first and it just feels like they’re wrangling him into making a decision. We’ll get to hear the plan tomorrow. He starts treatment tomorrow.
My dad is feeling run down already. I’m afraid of what six weeks of treatment is going to do to him....
My dad is going to try the radiation..he’s not real thrilled about it. We went in for a test run today. Holy balls the machine is amazingly large and crazy. They made a plastic mold of his head to keep it still last time we went in. It’s all matrix looking. I think that might freak me out a bit. They basically snap-lock his head to a table. It’s very tight fitting, he can’t...
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theclosetthinke replied to your post: My parents
What’s a tract?
It’s a little card with info on it.
nikeleye829 asked: My wife and I saved 2 cats from a kill list at a shelter in NY about a month ago, we found a good home for one of them and we might have a good home for the second one. I'm glad we saved them, they are such good cats(even though I know you don't really like cats...lol)
My parents
used to make us go to this church and the church would take us out and make us hand out tracts to people. I handed one to this large dark skinned woman with elephantiasis of the foot and I seriously thought she was going to kill me. I refused to do it after that.
True story.
joker-satx replied to your post: I shouldn’t have said that
I have a graphic for that…
:D
I shouldn't have said that
a bible thumper will probably show up at my door with their “Good News” now.
Anybody have any good news for me??
ANYONE??? :D
My sister asked me to pick up beer for her while I’m out.
I called her hubby to see if he needed anything and he asked me to get her some food since she has none.
Beer, food, beer, food…If I ever need to seriously debate that shit…fucking shoot me in the face.
Society →
The whole broken bum thing stems from a good friend of mine fell off a stage the other day and broke her tail bone. I did it when I was a teenager. The thought of it makes me cringe. That’s painful stuff there buddy. A bum should be loved..not mangled. ;)
Have you ever broken your ass?
TT
I’ve never owned a scale but I’ll use yours if you have one.
exercise in my underwear in front of a mirror…it’s the best motivator.
eat only until I’m full.
felt sick for two days after Thanksgiving because I ate too much.
normally eat about 8 times a day.
never eat things that come pre-made.
eat algae daily.
don’t think about my weight until my clothes...
Truthful Tuesday
Today is my bebe’s birthday!
When it comes to
people talking shit on me. I can handle myself perfectly fine. I don’t give a fuck what people think of me. Never have, never will. I’m perfectly fine with the person that I am.
But just make the mistake of fucking with someone I care about or hell even someone who is or seems defenseless that I don’t even know. I’ll stomp a person’s ego into the ground before their...
I tried to disregard
the migraine and help the neighbor…outside…in the blinding, fucking sunlight. I’d like to be hit with a lightning bolt now..please.
migraine out of nowhere.
fuck you head pain.
One moment I seem perfectly normal
and then the next I seem perfectly me.
I think I'm going to watch...
Conan The Barbarian!!!!! Woot!
I wish I had one of those
water massage beds. I love those.
I really want a massage.
Right now damnit.
I was laying down as comfortable as a pea in a pod then Bear decided he was hot and tried to get out from under the blankets and got a toenail stuck in my crocheted blanket and lost his mind…not so comfortable now. Bear is moping on the floor. Have to get up early for Dad’s PT. Bleh. Did I ever mention I don’t really like cats? I mean cats are ok but I hate the way they smell and...
I'm so tired.
I just want to sleep and not wake up..while I’m sleeping. Just some normal sleep.
My bro is in the hospital for the second time this week. Went and saw him earlier. I despise going into hospitals and doctors offices. I don’t touch anything while I’m there…that in itself is tiring. Plus sanitizing my hands 53 times each trip.
Why do people tell me about earthquakes when...
No, actually...
I have a few more than that. I wish I lived closer to them. I miss them so. I miss hanging out and having fun. Texas is so fucking boring. Hence the shroom gathering.
My dad is watching the Steelers game and calling the other team players every name in the book. :D I’ve been swearing too much around him.
About 7/8 of my friends on fb are kids from where...
So, basically I have two real adult friends.
I don't even know
who some of my “friends” are on facebook…seriously…I remember everyone and that hot motherfucker is someone I’d definitely remember…welcome hot motherfucker.
3 tags
Excluding the Texans I know on here ;)
I love you guys.
It's really cold today.
It feels like winter…only 51 degrees. It’s hard for mushrooms to grow in 51 degree weather. I found a huge white one..pretty sure it’s poisonous…also found a big puffball about four inches across. It had already blown it’s load everywhere. I still tried to help it out just for fun…I’m nice like that ;)
Making spore prints is fun too.
I’m so fucking lame.
I never promised
not to pick them and save them for later. Someday in the future…I will grow a set of balls just so I can trip them off. Si? Comprende?
I've decided
that once my dad is gone I really don’t want to be the leader of this family anymore. I never wanted it in the first place. I’m going to take that role that’s been given to me…I’m gonna pop a squat, take a shit on it and leave it to who ever else wants this fuckery. Yeah.
My Mum always told us that we needed to stick together because after they’re gone,...
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I feel hollow.
I went
up to the gas station up the road that I always go to and they had like five people working….I was all like, “Wow, all of you are working!” and some bitch was like, “Yeah, some of us work for a living.” I was like, “I’m sorry you’re so stupid to admire my unemployment, bitch.” Can’t go there anymore. :D
I found a large chicken of the woods shroom. Going to make it with rice for dinner. :D
I may need a tetanus shot from the barbed wire scratches on my back.
It was on my property..I swear.
I only get offended for about two seconds when people call me names. :D
Admittedly, I’ve got great potential to be a cunt. I try real hard to keep that part of myself at bay. I don’t like to be mean to people. I will though if I can’t get my point across the first several times. Note: I said several times.
I also like rednecks…except for the white supremist ones..they...
