MountainMama
Tara Dodrill | Tom Francois was visited by the Secret Service merely because he posted anti-Obama messages for his “large” Twitter following to read.
I’m glad he treats her like a princess. I have no more space to keep jars of balls.
So..my kid’s boyfriend is taking her to Denver next week to get fitted for maid of honor dress for her best friends wedding…for his birthday…I’m pretty sure I did a halfway decent thing setting them up. Except I wanted her to watch my dogs.
I’ve decided that I like your cats because you like them but the rest can go fuck themselves.
Bear, Bear, Bear…why do you have to actually get up from your comfy position to get in my face to sneeze. Seems almost purposeful.
What in the fuck is going in? I posted that one post last week and it’s just now on my timeline. So confused.
Oh hey, look, it’s my alarm going off…
I’m making clam chowder for dinner. So far it smells like I should be getting fucked real good every night for my kitchen skills alone.
My clam smells better than those clams.
I judge people by their spice rack. Actually unless your spice rack looks like the one at Safeway I judge you.
Actually I just like judging people spices or not. :)
I’m so tired. My sleep gets interrupted constantly. If it’s not my dogs or neighbors it’s my phone.
My one aunt is 1800 miles away and is having car problems. I know there’s family around that can help but she’s gotta resort to asking for it on Facebook. It really makes me unhappy. I wish I could go fix it for her.
My back hurts. :S I’m so excited that it’s my Friday that I’ll probably go to sleep soon.
A dude at work offered to pop my back, I didn’t really want him to because that’s just awkward having someone I don’t know very well grab me. Anyways..I finally let him and another dude walks around the corner as he’s putting me down. I was all, he was popping my back!! Other dude was just like, yeah…
No one mentioned anything about two planes being in the hangar in the pic. I’m disappointed in you guys. I thought you were professional perverts.
The sun always goes down on me that’s why I love it so much.
Dear G-d,
I hope smoke is supposed to come out of just one engine. Hahahahaha. Fuck.
It’s Friday!!! Woohoo.
Cotton fuzz…in my eye.
Fuck you game warden. I’ll sing like Jack Black if I want to.
Age gracefully my asshole!
I want some Patron. Someone should bring me some.
