1. Fall is a butthole. Bring back summer!

    Fall is a butthole. Bring back summer!

    16 minutes ago  /  7 notes

  2. When your carabiner clips your shirt to your pants and you have to pee real bad.

    3 hours ago  /  9 notes

  3. There’s no human way possible to fit everything I want to do into an earth day. This bums me out.

    6 hours ago  /  15 notes

  4. I tried to scroll down paper again.

    16 hours ago  /  13 notes

  5. I’m a pirate hooker.

    I’m a pirate hooker.

    18 hours ago  /  22 notes

  6. No, Tom Udall, I will not give you five dollars. I have no dollars and I just read you’re worth 2.5 million. Sell some of your stuff if you need five bucks. Motherfucker.

    20 hours ago  /  9 notes

  7. I need food. I’m too lazy to search for soup. I need soup!

    21 hours ago  /  9 notes

  8. I despise lol. Lmfao is ok but not lol. Haha. Hahahaha!

    21 hours ago  /  12 notes

  9. photo

    photo

    1 day ago  /  8 notes

  10. Flubola.

    1 day ago  /  10 notes