1. This morning is bending me over. Ima bite the pillow now.

    This morning is bending me over. Ima bite the pillow now.

    1 hour ago  /  16 notes

  2. 3 hours ago  /  12 notes

  3. Everyone has a pair of vice grips in their backpack…right? Right next to the makeup bag.

    3 hours ago  /  13 notes

  4. I need to borrow someone’s bathtub for about an hour.

    13 hours ago  /  11 notes

  5. Babies.
    My kid’s friend needed a babysitter this morning..so my kid offered. I got to make a chubby little guy laugh at six AM this morning.
    Gave me baby fever or I’m just in the mood to practice making one.
    Someone should have my babies.

    14 hours ago  /  12 notes

  6. Good advice from the welding shop.

    Good advice from the welding shop.

    14 hours ago  /  10 notes

  7. Black boogers. That is all.

    15 hours ago  /  7 notes

  8. Someone should come lick my burned, salty, dirty neck.

    16 hours ago  /  10 notes

  9. I memorize shit like this now. We had a quiz today that was this with one extra thing. I got 100% on it. Now my homework counts for extra credit. Go me.

    I memorize shit like this now. We had a quiz today that was this with one extra thing. I got 100% on it. Now my homework counts for extra credit. Go me.

    16 hours ago  /  8 notes