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If I ever get flesh eating disease just pull the G*ddamned plug. Don’t cut any of me off and take photos every half hour to make a cool slide show for my funeral. Seriously. I don’t have insurance and no one will take care of me…pull the fucking plug.
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WEED
No… :( Not yet…
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Maybe you chatted briefly with a handsome dude earlier? ;)
Maybe. :D
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I’m in such a good mood…
I don’t know what happened…
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I did borrow the plumbing tape from a dude…so you’re not all useless. :D
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That and batteries is why I don’t have a man.
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I hope you never doubted me.
Because I am the motherfuckin’ mane!
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Dear Men who fix things,
save your stripping for playtime.
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I have this issue where if one thing pisses me off…everything does. After I fix this motherfucker I’m going to get a shower and take a bike ride to my friend’s house and drop off the photos. She drives right by here daily. I’ve left a bunch of messages and texted. She keeps saying she’s going to pick them up. OK. So only one other thing is pissing me off..but I’m really pissed. That’s fucking rude. I didn’t have to go and take them. I’m going to drink a large cup of coffee so that my energy level is up there with my pissedoffedness.
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I just want a shower. If I could cry I would.
