1. I’m a chauffeur at the moment. I like driving on the ramp at night. As long as the blue lights aren’t on. 
It’s nice too. Almost outdoor sex weather.

    I’m a chauffeur at the moment. I like driving on the ramp at night. As long as the blue lights aren’t on.
    It’s nice too. Almost outdoor sex weather.

    3 hours ago  /  16 notes

  2. We’re sharing oatmeal cookies but she wants them all.

    4 hours ago  /  6 notes

  3. This is the laziest mechanic we have here.

    This is the laziest mechanic we have here.

    4 hours ago  /  17 notes

  4. Sleep more or proofread???
    Fuck it all.

    5 hours ago  /  8 notes

  5. I feel bad for Saturday being jammed in between two named days. Good Friday, Super Saturday, Easter is the new schedule.
    There’s a giant fly dive bombing me…I swear I took a shower. It’s huge!!!

    5 hours ago  /  6 notes

  6. I’m going to cut her ‘stache off this week. She’s such a sloppy girl when she eats. I like the no ‘stache look. Maybe tomorrow.

    5 hours ago  /  6 notes

  7. This is my Luck Luck’s mumma. Lucky is twice as big and has way fucked up teeth because her dad is her brother. Poor Luckus got smacked hard with the I’m not as cute as my mumma gene stick but we love her regardless.

    This is my Luck Luck’s mumma. Lucky is twice as big and has way fucked up teeth because her dad is her brother. Poor Luckus got smacked hard with the I’m not as cute as my mumma gene stick but we love her regardless.

    5 hours ago  /  12 notes

  8. Breakfast. Now I need lunch and dinner….
I don’t think I’ve ever shown you what a black box looks like but mostly because I didn’t take photos after giving birth. 
I made it a point to put a pic of dinner with my nasty, nasty thoughts.

    Breakfast. Now I need lunch and dinner….
    I don’t think I’ve ever shown you what a black box looks like but mostly because I didn’t take photos after giving birth.
    I made it a point to put a pic of dinner with my nasty, nasty thoughts.

    9 hours ago  /  18 notes

  9. Both of my jobs start with P’s…plane parts and pizzas. I’ll try to not confuse the two. Pepperoni on pizza and magic flying parts on planes.

    9 hours ago  /  10 notes