1. Tip your pizza bitch.

    Tip your pizza bitch.

    21 hours ago  /  24 notes

  2. It’s kinda far away but…you can still see the coal corporate penises spewing their poisons across the land. At people level. 
Working two jobs sucks but the money…

    It’s kinda far away but…you can still see the coal corporate penises spewing their poisons across the land. At people level.
    Working two jobs sucks but the money…

    21 hours ago  /  14 notes

  3. Next time you’re too high to count change…don’t fucking order pizza.

    21 hours ago  /  18 notes

  4. African Queen…A+

    21 hours ago  /  7 notes

  5. (via cigars-and-stars)

    1 day ago  /  3,329 notes  /  Source: leotard-yeti

  6. Prairie dogs are cute until they give you the plague.

    2 days ago  /  12 notes

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  8. Rich, white, pretend hippies. :) funny shit.

    2 days ago  /  14 notes

  9. There’s gold in these here hills.

    There’s gold in these here hills.

    2 days ago  /  19 notes

  10. If you want to marry me you have to change your name too.

    2 days ago  /  17 notes